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I am thinking.

By Sophie Guilford-Smith

I am thinking. What does it matter? Why do you care? I'm just thinking and nibbling at chocolate. Why am I thinking? I don't know. But I keep on thinking anyway. It doesn't matter. No one knows anyway. Not even you.

Well, you're probably thinking this is a boring story and you won't want to read it anymore, so to avoid you from thinking such things I'll stop typing then you won't have to bother.

Well. Maybe you DO want to read this story. Well, this is it. It's not much is it? Yes. That's it. It's slowly fading away. You needn't keep reading. It'll be gone soon. So go away. Stop reading it now.

Fine then.

You asked for it.


There. Are you scared now? Have you run away? Are you going to? No? Well you should. Why? Because I say so. I've scared you so you should stop reading else I'll hit you.

The End.

You should of gone now. See there? The End. Do you know what it means? It means you should go away and stop reading this story. Go on.

You're not going are you? Well, you don't have any choice because this story has gone now. See? What are you going to do now? Ha ha.

The REAL End.

You're still there. I can see you. I can. Really. So go away now.

The End that actually exists.

by Sophie Guilford-Smith
Aged 12.

Brian Falkner Books